Nothing astonishes men so much as common sense and plain dealing. — Ralph Waldo Emerson

Chess

April 24th, 2013 by Elisabeth

I used to play chess a LOT as a child and young adult. About five years ago, I had a nice chess board set up at my office to play with friends who might drop by. Currently, I’m a horrible player but plan to start enjoying the game of chess again.

I also have a gorgeous leather GO game, but I’ve never quite gotten into the philosophy of that recreational pleasure.

So I’m looking for the perfect board game of chess since my old board is missing some pieces now. Any ideas?

I had looked at the three dimensional game but I think that it’s too challenging for me at this point.

So if you’re interested in playing a game of chess with me, just let me know.

I’ll still need to actually get a new game but I’m willing to lose gracefully in your presence! And who knows? I might get lucky and win!

Always,
Elisabeth

The Rule of 54

February 22nd, 2013 by Elisabeth

I came up with the “Rule of 54″ several years ago when I was very new to this world.

When I first started, I didn’t have a lot of experience dealing with older men. In the past, I’ve always dated men close to my age with a year or two difference either way.

My second client ever was 54 years old. And he asked me about the age difference and of course, I told him it was alright. But in my mind, I did think that dealing with a 54 year old man wouldn’t be too challenging because of course, they were older, how wild could they be, right?

I was SO totally and deliciously wrong. This person, who I still correspond with on occasion, turned me upside down and did things to me that made me grin like a fool for a few days. He had the ability to swive a girl silly, let her rest, and get going again.

I could have fallen in love! :)

However, I thought of this as an anomaly until my third client. He left me almost melted in the mattress, chuckled and said, “I’ll see you soon, Elisabeth” and closed the hotel door. I thought that he was the sexiest thing I could imagine (you know who you are!)!

During those times of the old ASPD, there was a “Rule of 100” which was a rule that suggested some men only wish to see women who had measurements that all added up to 100 or less.

So after about six months of doing “this”, I wrote my “Rule of 54”.

I sincerely believe that for the majority of men, it takes until you’re around 54 years of age to be a grand lover. I see it all of the time.

This is not to suggest that younger men don’t have it. Many do! But often, it’s the older men (I like to refer to them as prime beef!) that just know how to kiss and caress and just DO things better overall. It’s the type of occasion where you can just look into each others eyes and, to be a bit philosophical about it, “see”.

So when I suggest that I’m looking for a few new members of my “Rule of 54” club, it’s just that. The majority of my client base is much younger than I am. And I miss some of my older guys!

Hence, my sometimes tagline: Looking for a few new members for my “Rule of 54” club!

Tasting some food from another’s plate … oh yes.

January 13th, 2013 by Elisabeth

I was looking at a blog that just makes me smile! It’s called the most boring blog ever. Here’s the address: http://www.youmakemeyawn.blogspot.com

So Lunachick made a post about sharing food. The post shares exactly the way that I feel about sharing a bit of food from the plate of another! Here is her post:

Sharing Food makes me Comfortable
I love the people in my life who feel comfortable enough with me to take food from my plate without asking.

That’s closeness, I think.

I like doing the same with them.
Posted by Lunachick at 9:14 AM
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Although I believe asking permission, first, might be in order, I have never had a problem with eating someone’s leftovers or sharing a plate of food from a restaurant. But I know that others look on in horror.

Why? Breaking bread is one of the oldest ways, if not the oldest, of sharing of oneself. Food is so primal. And such a need.

Which brings me to another thought. Being fed.

I always find it highly erotic for someone to feed me. Or give me a treat to try from his fingertips. Or suggesting to me licking the chocolate from his fingers. Or tasting something very new. Or very familiar.

Taste. I need to work on sharing more feelings about this idea.

Always,
Elisabeth

Camille Paglia … Yes, I’m aware that youre probably not appreciative of her stance at times!

November 23rd, 2012 by Elisabeth

But I’ve always admired Paglia’s writing and her “in your face” style. And her views of prostitution, companionship if you will, fall very much in line with my own.

On the same note, modern day feminists (for the most part) aren’t inline with my philosophy at all, which is a shame because the earlier feminists believed in equal rights but also, the decriminalization of sex work. Oh, there might have been some heated back and forth about the topic, but it was generally consensus that a woman’s body was hers to do with as she pleases.

The following is Paglia’s views on sex work:

“Feminists like to quote these absolutely specious statistics, a typical trick of the feminist movement of the last twenty years. For example, they’ll say the majority of prostitutes have been sexually abused as children. But there’s no evidence for this! The most successful prostitutes are invisible, because the sign of a prostitute’s success is her absolute blending with the environment. She’s so shrewd, she never becomes visible. She never gets in trouble. She has command of her life, and her clients. The ones who get into the surveys have drug problems or psychological problems. They’re the ones who were sexually abused. Feminists are using amateurs to condemn a whole profession. This is appalling!

I’m against the harassment of prostitutes. Unless they are actually interfering with people’s movements, they have a perfect right to be doing what they’re doing.”
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It’s great to read comments from learned women about issues concerning me that actually makes sense!

Just for fun, here are a few of her quotes that I sincerely appreciate:

“My thinking tends to be libertarian. That is, I oppose intrusions of the state into the private realm — as in abortion, sodomy, prostitution, pornography, drug use, or suicide, all of which I would strongly defend as matters of free choice in a representative democracy.”

“The prostitute is not, as feminists claim, the victim of men but rather their conqueror, an outlaw who controls the sexual channel between nature and culture.”

“A woman simply is, but a man must become. Masculinity is risky and elusive. It is achieved by a revolt from woman, and it is confirmed only by other men. Manhood coerced into sensitivity is no manhood at all.”

“Prostitution is not just a service industry, mopping up the overflow of male demand, which always exceeds female supply. Prostitution testifies to the amoral power struggle of sex, which religion has never been able to stop. Prostitutes, pornographers, and their patrons are marauders in the forest of archaic night.”

“We should teach general ethics to both men and women, but sexual relationships themselves must not be policed. Sex, like the city streets, would be risk-free only in totalitarian regimes.”

“Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist”

I’m happy with my vagina and this book project is very cool!

November 16th, 2012 by Elisabeth

http://www.101vagina.com

Admittedly, I found this site while perusing a hot male escort’s site (Australian. Sexy!) a few moments ago. I sincerely like the whole notion of creating a coffee table type of book (I wonder how many people would have a book about vaginas on their living room coffee table?) that promotes sex positive imagery that has the goal of helping women be more accepting of their private areas.

And of course, men too! (After all, some men are frightened of the all mighty pussy, right?)

But to those of you reading this, DON’T be!!! ;)

The Lost Art of Cock Teasing. Oh. My. God! Did Elisabeth just WRITE that???

October 17th, 2012 by Elisabeth

Yes, I did.

I sincerely believe that the hand job is an underappreciated sexual activity and is slowly becoming almost an art form when dealing with men who just wish to either lay back and enjoy themselves, have certain physical limitations that keep them from being more active within a certain time frame and/or men with ED problems.

Touching a well lubed cock with both hands and teasing, going up and down, sideways, one hand pulling, twisting, perhaps slapping the cock a little bit and even using my mouth in the interim, creates a very caring (and certainly sexually charged) experience for the man in which I decide to share time with.

I’ve actually had a few lessons in this over the past few years and I’m honing my skill. :)

I’ll come back and add to this topic in a few days (If I remember! Grin). But if being touched and teased until your back arches and you’re at an apex of feeling that perhaps you’re NEVER felt before appeals to you, give me a call.

And read a few of my reviews. You’re going to be exquisitely surprised. And your orgasm will probably be one of the most intense that you’ve had. At least for awhile. ;)

If you’ve not JUST been pleasured by a woman’s hands in a more developed fashion, then consider it.

You really should.

Always,
Elisabeth