When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. — Hunter S. Thompson (1939-2005)

Looking for the uncomplicated client or the exceptional male slut …

November 28th, 2010 by Elisabeth

Short and sweet. Depravity works on so many levels for me but sometimes a sweet interlude with a man who wants to be adored, pampered and worshiped is such a wonderful experience for both.I’m an older, bigger and hopefully wiser woman who completely enjoys what she does. I’m well reviewed and in complete honesty, I’m the real deal.I know that it’s hard, and often a little scary, to decide who to see and take a chance with. I’m suggesting that you give me a call or send me an e-mail and give me the opportunity to prove to you what an enjoyable experience being with me can and will be.It is my sincere desire to make you happy, content and sated during our time together. Besides, I know that you’re curious and you really want to visit me, don’t you? Oh, and ask about my new toybox! You won’t be disappointed. Details are a little too intense for this ad!Sundays are my favorite day to work so give me the opportunity to make you smile!I’m very interested in alternative type of appointments but please be very polite when suggesting that we might discuss it. At times, I can be very shy! But always note, also willing.***I’m searching for a very special relationship with a man who would wish to be my patron/benefactor. An arrangement that goes beyond the normal range of an average appointment. Please ask me if interested.