Comments on: Leaving Houston with a Fist Full of Condoms… http://nottheusualone.com/whisperings/leaving-houston-with-a-fist-full-of-condoms/ Just another WordPress weblog Sun, 22 Jan 2012 18:43:11 -0700 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: Jazmin Sinibaldi http://nottheusualone.com/whisperings/leaving-houston-with-a-fist-full-of-condoms/comment-page-1/#comment-3385 Jazmin Sinibaldi Sun, 15 Jan 2012 11:34:15 +0000 http://nottheusualone.com/whisperings/?p=3#comment-3385 Good work. Waitin' for a sequel... :-) Good work. Waitin’ for a sequel… :-)

]]> By: Reel http://nottheusualone.com/whisperings/leaving-houston-with-a-fist-full-of-condoms/comment-page-1/#comment-14 Reel Mon, 02 Nov 2009 22:21:39 +0000 http://nottheusualone.com/whisperings/?p=3#comment-14 All Aboard! Few things in life are hilariously arousing as a voluptuous woman with a purse full of condoms, "ready to fly". At the very least, anyone representing the species (homo erectus), should have "just had to know". I damn sure would have asked you to dinner after witnessing this most heroine, uh um, harrowing misfortune. Even the most flaccid, octogenarian would muse at the all Viagrian senarios, ". . . contact your doctor for erections lasting four hours or more . . . ", (long sigh). The disposal or trade-off of the KY for five squirts of cologne is the equivalent of acquiring "the strapless red dress" for a night of solitaire - obviously with less than a full deck. Oh, the horror. All Aboard!
Few things in life are hilariously arousing as a voluptuous woman with a purse full of condoms, “ready to fly”. At the very least, anyone representing the species (homo erectus), should have “just had to know”.
I damn sure would have asked you to dinner after witnessing this most heroine, uh um, harrowing misfortune.
Even the most flaccid, octogenarian would muse at the all Viagrian senarios, “. . . contact your doctor for erections lasting four hours or more . . . “, (long sigh).
The disposal or trade-off of the KY for five squirts of cologne is the equivalent of acquiring “the strapless red dress” for a night of solitaire – obviously with less than a full deck. Oh, the horror.

]]> By: Jim Carter http://nottheusualone.com/whisperings/leaving-houston-with-a-fist-full-of-condoms/comment-page-1/#comment-13 Jim Carter Tue, 14 Jul 2009 21:56:52 +0000 http://nottheusualone.com/whisperings/?p=3#comment-13 Dear Elisabeth, A "teacher", eh? Good teachers also learn, as I'm sure you did from this experience. Be like a good Boy Scout and pack only what you need. Sounds as if you were far more than "prepared" I've discovered that I seldom ever have the need for more than two condoms, but "different strokes, etc." (no pun intended) Yep, K-Y will set off the alarm bells every time. Unless it's for anal, what would you need it for. I imagine that you would have no problem becoming aroused and, therefore, well-lubricated on your own. I suppose, if the gentleman happened to be an XL size, it might make things go a little easier. Sorry for your embarrassment, but it could have been worse. (or better) They didn't select you for a "cavity search". sincerely, Jim Dear Elisabeth,
A “teacher”, eh? Good teachers also learn, as I’m sure you did from this experience. Be like a good Boy Scout and pack only what you need. Sounds as if you were far more than “prepared”
I’ve discovered that I seldom ever have the need for more than two condoms, but “different strokes, etc.” (no pun intended)
Yep, K-Y will set off the alarm bells every time. Unless it’s for anal, what would you need it for. I imagine that you would have no problem becoming aroused and, therefore, well-lubricated on your own. I suppose, if the gentleman happened to be an XL size, it might make things go a little easier.
Sorry for your embarrassment, but it could have been worse. (or better) They didn’t select you for a “cavity search”.
sincerely,
Jim

]]> By: Curt http://nottheusualone.com/whisperings/leaving-houston-with-a-fist-full-of-condoms/comment-page-1/#comment-12 Curt Thu, 15 Jan 2009 17:29:49 +0000 http://nottheusualone.com/whisperings/?p=3#comment-12 Just too funny! I know horrible at the time and I would have been one of those filing past laughing. I have had it happen, bought a nice little present for a friend and left it in my carry-on. I wanted to surprise her and had just purchased that nice little or not so little Rabbit she had wanted. Well you guessed it, I went for further checks and being a man carrying a dildo just made even the TSA laugh. I even came clean and told them it was for a friend, yea sure they believed it. I now just use the boys at UPS, then a friend can get a nice surprise twice. Just too funny! I know horrible at the time and I would have been one of those filing past laughing.

I have had it happen, bought a nice little present for a friend and left it in my carry-on. I wanted to surprise her and had just purchased that nice little or not so little Rabbit she had wanted. Well you guessed it, I went for further checks and being a man carrying a dildo just made even the TSA laugh. I even came clean and told them it was for a friend, yea sure they believed it.

I now just use the boys at UPS, then a friend can get a nice surprise twice.

]]> By: Quentin http://nottheusualone.com/whisperings/leaving-houston-with-a-fist-full-of-condoms/comment-page-1/#comment-11 Quentin Wed, 21 May 2008 04:17:29 +0000 http://nottheusualone.com/whisperings/?p=3#comment-11 Elisabeth, I am not making lite of your experience but this is the funniest post I have ever read. I have done a lot of business travel in my day and cringe at the thought of have my luggage checked while traveling with my boss. XOXOXO Quentin Elisabeth,

I am not making lite of your experience but this is the funniest post I have ever read. I have done a lot of business travel in my day and cringe at the thought of have my luggage checked while traveling with my boss.

XOXOXO

Quentin

]]> By: Maggie http://nottheusualone.com/whisperings/leaving-houston-with-a-fist-full-of-condoms/comment-page-1/#comment-10 Maggie Tue, 16 Oct 2007 16:20:48 +0000 http://nottheusualone.com/whisperings/?p=3#comment-10 Remind me to give you several numbered plastic locking tags to place on your bags when traveling. I put all such things in My checked bags. Then ask at "check in" if they wish to search my bags before I lock them. They don't of course. Then those little locks are clicked into place. They can only be removed with wire cutters. Which I keep in an outside pocket of my luggage. The next time you travel, I want to travel with you! I think they will be having such a good time going through your possessions, they will completely over look MINE! -laughs- All kidding aside, it is not a nice experience. I once had a body search done in public view in Tokyo. I needed a good stiff drink after. I mean I do like a man kneeling at my feet.. but not when his hands are gripping your legs and sliding way up under your dress to almost your crotch. The memory still haunts me to this day! By the time I reached the bar, a fellow passenger who had seen what I was being put through, requested my drink preference, ordered it and paid for it. Nothing like flying the "Friendly Skies" now-a-days! Remind me to give you several numbered plastic locking tags to place on your bags when traveling. I put all such things in My checked bags. Then ask at “check in” if they wish to search my bags before I lock them.
They don’t of course.
Then those little locks are clicked into place. They can only be removed with wire cutters. Which I keep in an outside pocket of my luggage.

The next time you travel, I want to travel with you!
I think they will be having such a good time going through your possessions, they will completely over look MINE!
-laughs-

All kidding aside, it is not a nice experience.
I once had a body search done in public view in Tokyo.
I needed a good stiff drink after. I mean I do like a man kneeling at my feet.. but not when his hands are gripping your legs and sliding way up under your dress to almost your crotch. The memory still haunts me to this day!
By the time I reached the bar, a fellow passenger who had seen what I was being put through, requested my drink preference, ordered it and paid for it.
Nothing like flying the “Friendly Skies” now-a-days!

]]> By: Greyfox http://nottheusualone.com/whisperings/leaving-houston-with-a-fist-full-of-condoms/comment-page-1/#comment-9 Greyfox Thu, 13 Sep 2007 14:00:53 +0000 http://nottheusualone.com/whisperings/?p=3#comment-9 Hilarious! Elisabeth would you consider posting this on CM ----it's just too good not to share. Hilarious! Elisabeth would you consider posting this on CM —-it’s just too good not to share.

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